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#76
ζίζ Kίδox
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  am cele mai multe absentze dintre toate fetele    printre absentze is si dalea de culangiala        vreo 10      cred  da oricum am cele mai multe dintre fete and au auzit astea thoamne imi venea sa le rup capu la mai multe ca faceau ca pitipoancele       

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My love, my love I love you so innocently
Like a star upon a screen My love,


my love I need you eagerly
Like the man I will never be My love I love you so


 
   
#77
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I thinking every time of you...

 
   
#78
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bai stiu o faza care mia spuso paula deci ea are un frate de vreo 3 anishori     si mama ei sa dus o data in tranvai cu ala mic si ala mic a dat peste un mos si mosu ala ia spus mamei paulei ca rares(fratele paulei) nu are cei 7 ani de acasa          
cum naiba sa ii spui unui cpil de 3 ani ca nu are cei 7 ani de acasa???         ca logic ca nu ii are    


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#79
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        thoamne     

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My love, my love I love you so innocently
Like a star upon a screen My love,


my love I need you eagerly
Like the man I will never be My love I love you so


 
   
#80
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haide mai nu mai aveti intamplari haioase??     eu cred ca aveti eestule dar sunteti asa preocupate cu cearta incat nu mai acordati atentie la altceva        

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#81
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pai sa vedem eu va pun  conversatia de aseara cu spiridon ... am jucat pool si el ma batut odata eu de 2 ori       

B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:23:16 PM): pool pe porunci pe meess
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:23:16 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:23:30 PM): pffff aaaaa
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:23:30 PM): bn
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:23:31 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:23:32 PM): au
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:23:33 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:25:18 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:26:11 PM): stf
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:26:16 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:26:21 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:26:34 PM): intrb pe giorgiana cum jok pool
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:26:43 PM): daten pzm
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:26:44 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:27:19 PM): auzi putza mai lasa si mie mingi
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:27:21 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:27:27 PM): ia
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:27:35 PM): mai ai 3
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:27:43 PM): daten plm
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:27:44 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:27:47 PM): oricum
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:27:47 PM): pierd
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:27:47 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:27:56 PM): eu am 6 U mai ai 2
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:29:39 PM): ah
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:29:47 PM): mc
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:29:48 PM): )
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:29:53 PM): mrs
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:30:05 PM): hai
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:30:17 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:30:25 PM): danten plm de putza
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:30:25 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:30:39 PM): eu putza poate pl
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:30:40 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:30:43 PM): pula
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:30:51 PM): hia ca mai avem amandoi cate o bila
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:31:32 PM): hai baga bila mov
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:31:45 PM): iti bag tie un pumn la bile
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:31:49 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:31:57 PM): pregatestete sa iei porunca
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:32:04 PM): fututen cur
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:32:04 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:08 PM): hai
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:14 PM): ybago
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:26 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:30 PM): paia moc
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:41 PM): yhai dak NU bagi acu esti
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:42 PM): ...
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:46 PM): NU
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:50 PM): schimba sageamta
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:32:53 PM): ooooo
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:33:01 PM): zi porunca
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:03 PM): care
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:05 PM): eu sau
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:05 PM): tu
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:05 PM): aaa
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:06 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:33:08 PM): TU
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:09 PM): nah ca team batut
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:09 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:33:10 PM): dami
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:12 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:35 PM): stai asa
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:33:36 PM): shi incepem un nou JOK
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:33:58 PM): HAI sa vedem ce porunca da ana
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:33:59 PM): bah
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:34:00 PM): da mas
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:34:01 PM): cu
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:34:05 PM): :" sunt gay"
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:34:06 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:34:16 PM): prea panarama
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:34:21 PM): in afara de gay alta
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:35:02 PM): co iubesti pe  georgiana
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:35:03 PM): )
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:36:00 PM): Giorgiana(steluta) e viata mea  ...... porunca la pooool stf ana
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:36:31 PM): so f pe mata
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:36:31 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:36:47 PM): nai cu ce
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:36:54 PM): o
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:36:56 PM): imprumut
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:36:57 PM): pea
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:36:58 PM): ta
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:37:00 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:37:50 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:37:55 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:38:00 PM): pai tu nai ce face cu ea
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:38:01 PM): )
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:38:09 PM): ba am moulte
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:38:14 PM): da sigur
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:38:14 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:38:19 PM): moulthe shi pe molulthe
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:38:36 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:38:53 PM): care
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:38:54 PM): mah
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:38:57 PM): pe traseistele
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:38:59 PM): de pe DN1
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:39:00 PM): ?
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:39:00 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:39:06 PM): U mai ai aia galbena shi rosie
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:39:14 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:39:46 PM): hai
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:39:48 PM): bv
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:40:08 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:40:27 PM): sa te vad
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:40:37 PM): sa te fut
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:40:37 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:40:40 PM): nuuuuuu
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:40:44 PM): mai ai o mionge
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:40:52 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:40:56 PM): fututen cur
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:40:57 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:40:58 PM): pe mata
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:40:59 PM): )
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:41:05 PM): hai sa te vad
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:41:14 PM): muta sageata
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:41:19 PM): zi
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:41:22 PM): IEEE am castigat!!!!!
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:41:27 PM): pai
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:41:46 PM): dai masss la toata lista cu...
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:41:47 PM): .....
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:41:56 PM): Ma numesc Sfarculet
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:41:58 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:42:08 PM):  sa vezi tu maine cum ramai ipotent
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:42:12 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:43:21 PM): HAi trimiti azi+))
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:43:26 PM): Ma numesc Sfarculetz[ Porunca de la spiridon ) fututen gat spiry]
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:45:08 PM): iaute numai mingile mele bagate
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:45:12 PM): shi una de a ta
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:45:13 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:45:27 PM): si cemi faci mah?!
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:45:29 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:45:30 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:45:37 PM): porunca
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:46:13 PM): ah ce aproape am fost
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:46:18 PM):  date drq
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:46:19 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:46:28 PM): ha ha ha
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:46:28 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:46:28 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:46:30 PM): ___
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:46:32 PM): )
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:46:33 PM): zy
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:47:02 PM): in lista cu :" Ma Numesc Domnul Putza Mica si am 2 oua ca 2 mer"
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:47:04 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:47:06 PM): mere*
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:47:06 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:47:56 PM): Ma Numesc Domnul Putza Mica si am 2 oua ca 2 mere   porunca la pool data de sfarculet(ana)
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:48:11 PM): multamita?
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:48:15 PM): dah
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:48:15 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:48:19 PM):
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:48:41 PM): de ce drq
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:48:44 PM): teoi fi apucat
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:48:47 PM): eu atunci de sfarc
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:48:48 PM): pffuai
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:48:48 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:49:04 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:49:15 PM): eeee
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:49:43 PM): lasa ca maine te iau de coaie de te las ipotent
Mÿ MỡЯpнïηέ Mùsï¢ (1/26/2010 9:49:43 PM):
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:49:59 PM): ai vrea U
B/-\y@7 (U 7 |)yn ()Cc1|)3n7 (1/26/2010 9:50:16 PM): nici dracu nu ma lasa impotent da u

deci am avut cam penala seara thoamne e dement copilul asta   


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My love, my love I love you so innocently
Like a star upon a screen My love,


my love I need you eagerly
Like the man I will never be My love I love you so


 
   
#82
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eram la ora de romana si colega`mea de banca la tabla:profa: mirela ce numar este?
mirela:pular(in loc de plural)...asta se intampla pe a5a:


sau



acu pe a8a
intra unu destept in clasa(cel mai destept)...da cica colagasu de banca
tipa la el si ii zice de fata cu profa:unde ti telefonu` ala in cur?(nu e haios da noi nu mai puteam)



sau...



il bate unu de la A pe unu de la mn si vine bunicasa lu ala de la mn ci incepe sa dea in ala de la A cu umbrela pana i a spart capu'


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Time is tickin' away you've gotta - live your life day by day

 
   
#83
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haideti mai spuneti ca e cam pustiu  


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#84
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pay...eram intr-o statie de tramvai cu sormea(de abia coborasem)si hotarasem de la scl.ca ramanem in statie sa asteptam 2 baieti f. draguti(practic ii urmaream )si dupa vreo doua minute se trezeste si sormea si face:"da unde mergem?n`am zis ca mergem in statie?"(noi nici nu ne miscasem de acolo)   zuza

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Am ArIpIlE fRaNtE,dAr InCa ViSeZ sA zBoR^ ^

 
   
#85
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colegeii mei sau urcat pe schela       si la ora de mate faceam cu diriga exercitii si se trezeste driga asa ditnro data si zice "aaaaaa cine sa urcat oe schela??"  


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#86
ζίζ Kίδox
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la noi la irigentie vb de banchet si nea zis diriga sa nu ne aducem provizii de acasa cum ar fi : bautura , droguri si tigari      si cika unu de colo dan
:" si daca venim beti de acasa ?!    "
si am hotarat ca dupa banchet adika pe la 00:00 sa merem prin oras si sa ne ducem la biliard si sa bem si noi ceva mai mult   


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My love, my love I love you so innocently
Like a star upon a screen My love,


my love I need you eagerly
Like the man I will never be My love I love you so


 
   
#87
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#88
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sau ieir la desen profa la baieti

:" pai ce sa faceti cu fetele ?! le respectati"
si unu geangu mai prost de felul lui cika

:" lempuscam in cur"

bah cata ma putut sa rad ca era profa la 5 metrii de el   


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My love, my love I love you so innocently
Like a star upon a screen My love,


my love I need you eagerly
Like the man I will never be My love I love you so


 
   
#89
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maii zis de asta  

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#90
ζίζ Kίδox
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azi la civica vb despre furatu la o bicicle si ca era de 12 mii de euro si cika unu voica

:" pai imi bag pl in ea de bicicleta simi iau masina"  

sau la franca ziceau astia ca voica e boschetar si se intorce pprofa si cika
:" da"   


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#92
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face un coleg deal meu la mne..."cne tzie cel mai bn prtn eu dyana sau sherry"
shi fac yo''dintr voi trei cel mai bun prtn al meu e andrei ''si am pus o moaca d'aia visatoare

sau vb la tell cu andrei cnd eram impreuna si face el''te prind cu ceva ce nai tupeu sa faci...'' si fac yo''hai gandestete si zii''...dupaia zice gta stiu''...''zii''...''nu ai tupeu sa faci s*x''...''ba am mah''... poftim?esti mika...ai doar 12 ani ''...''si ce...am tupeu''...''bn mah...pe aratate?''...da mah...cnd si unde?'''............................................................................................................                   v deci sooper penale fazele astea 2


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#93
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  vai chiar ai tupeu careva sa zica:>:>:>

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#94
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...sa zica cneva cas geniala

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#95
lolly
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doua chestii noi....
miam fct poze in chilotzi si sutien pt ca andrey zicea ca nam tupeu si i leam aratat si a zs cas super...si lam pus sasi faca si el si sia fct de la buric pana pe la jumatea piciorului[in partea de sus]...si mio arata si fac yo.."wow...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
si akm seara vorbeam cu el la tell si cika face la mne...daka vb cu dyana si o convingi sa faca french cu mne fac yo 4 french'uri cu tne...si iam zs ca daka nu vor ma pun in genunchi si incep sa plang pana o sa faca aia french cu el...ca akm la cat il iubesc si cat mie dor de el as face orice pt 4  french'uri


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#96
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eram la scoala si stateam cativa pe o banca..mai era un loc..noi avem unul in clasa gras si vine ala si se pune pe banca si sta 5 minute...si se rupe banca..( apropo era noua..)..

sau diriga deseneaza de tabla un cerc si il imparte in doua semicercuri..
Diriga: Ady, daca trasez in cerc un diametru, ce se formeaza?
Ady: Doua semicerce ..


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#97
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Cik "doua semicerce"

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#98
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Sunt multe mai ales ca eu si prieteni multi

Majoritatea nu se intamplau numa afara ,ci la scoala

De ex.Eram prin clasa a 5 a  si eram in ora de Franceza.Era pe la vreo jumatatea orei,si face un coleg,Manu:
-Doamna,pot sa ma duc la baie?Mi-am luat pantalonii pe dos!: )))

Sau

O colega vorbea cu doamna diriginta:
Beatrice .x : Doamne ce usoara e biologia!
Diriga: Pai da,daca tu inveti!
Razvan: Da.Pai daca e tocilara!
Bebe: Heeyy
Diriga: Razvan.Cereti scuze!
Da ,Razvan: Imi pare rau Beatrice ca esti tocilara!: )))

Sau

Eram cu niste prietene in oras la un magazin de haine.Si my BFF gaseste nusht ce costum super,de baie:
AlexXa [:X] : Waw, ce?Costum tare!!
Eu: Aaaa,gata stiu.E costum de scafandru!: ))))))))))))))))))))))

Si mai sunt multe:-?


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= ))
Clasa mea adica toata scoala are o vorba "E vina lui Began".Daca ceva se intampla toti spun "e vina lui began"
Si legenda asta incepe asa: ))
Era Began cu Paula in clasa si vorbeau,iar Ana si Maican se bateau pe un mop.Si Puala fiind sefa clasei a vrut sa ii desparta si Began s-a dus dupa ea.Ana tragea de un capat al mopului si Maican de celalalt Si Paula striga la ei sa icnepeteze.Pana la urma s-a bagat Began intre ei si cica "Ba fivar mama Pastelui lasatil in pacea lui de mop Ca aveam <<treaba>>!" Si aia doi au rupt mopu de tot si Began a ramas cu amandoua capetele in brate iar Paula a gasit poveste de spus dirigai "Pai stiti doamna....Began de la 7A a rupt mopu!"


Btw Faza cu franceza e tare: ))
trebuie sa ai tupeu sa zici asa ceva= ))


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#100
AleXisS
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Tupeu?: ))
Neaahh: ))
Noi spunem fft multe prostii i fata profilor
de ex face Razvan intro ora
"AA,Mi-au cazut prezervativele din geanta!": ))
 


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I'm starting something new
In front of a never ending line and it is true
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